I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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