Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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