apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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