My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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