So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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