Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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