in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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