I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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