Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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