I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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