Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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