i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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