You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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