woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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