All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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