I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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