girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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