best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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