There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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