Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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