Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm really busy with my period
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