Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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