some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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