on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
