We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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