You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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