Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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