so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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