Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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