Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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