So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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