How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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