Christians are straight up FREAKS
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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