did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Im part way to drunk.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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