The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am naked and annoyed.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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