I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Randomize
