there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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