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  I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Ew you even made it your fb status

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  Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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  I hope

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  Love having children with random chicks

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  (847): I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-847): Ew you even made it your fb status (1-847): Ppl probably think ur having a kid (847): I hope (847): Love having children with random chicks http://tfl.nu/8sqv
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  My friends, they love my intelligence

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  (303): My friends, they love my intelligence http://tfl.nu/tu5a
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  (510): View more from California

  Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.    

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  (510): Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.     http://tfl.nu/ot3m
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.

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  (970): I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen. http://tfl.nu/rv6x
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  (714): View more from California

  that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.

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  (714): that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place. http://tfl.nu/ev8p
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  (253): View more from Washington

  He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

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  (253): He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation". http://tfl.nu/2gnt
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.

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  (651): saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort. http://tfl.nu/ekj0
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  I'll always be here to give you immoral support.

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  (678): I'll always be here to give you immoral support. http://tfl.nu/ss89
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  (980): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?

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  (980): Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew? http://tfl.nu/j4qs
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.

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  (973): Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover. http://tfl.nu/7xqn
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..

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  (270): You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it.. http://tfl.nu/hsv3
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  (239): View more from Florida

  Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.

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  (239): Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance. http://tfl.nu/mqe0
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.

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  (307): I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary. http://tfl.nu/dsd0
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.

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  (720): Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober. http://tfl.nu/9fj5
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave

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  (540): Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave http://tfl.nu/8wob
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