Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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