You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it's like iHOP with fire
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.