Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
These tits shall not be calmed