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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(918): Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken. http://tfl.nu/pmvb

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

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(630): hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister? http://tfl.nu/p7gf

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(408): View more from California

She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...

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(408): She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that. (717): I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother... http://tfl.nu/ehm3

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(607): View more from New York

Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles

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(607): Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles http://tfl.nu/47mn

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(217): View more from Illinois

it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....

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(217): it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning.... http://tfl.nu/jakw

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?

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(717): Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast? http://tfl.nu/62uv

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(518): I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex http://tfl.nu/h730

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(607): View more from New York

You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.

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(607): You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive. http://tfl.nu/27zg

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see

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(973): Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see http://tfl.nu/gnrw

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(616): View more from Michigan

Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.

(402): View more from Nebraska

20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun

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(616): Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night. (402): 20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun http://tfl.nu/qbq0

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.

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(321): I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out. http://tfl.nu/5y00

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(937): View more from Ohio

I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.

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(937): I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies. http://tfl.nu/8j70

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket

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(+44): you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket http://tfl.nu/sq21

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(415): View more from California

After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.

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(415): After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling. http://tfl.nu/ibjl

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(786): View more from Florida

Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.

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(786): Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel. http://tfl.nu/klyg

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