That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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