where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Come see our sink grown plant.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
