I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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