He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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