he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?