She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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