like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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