How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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