Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just want nice things and good sex
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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