let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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