I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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