Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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