respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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