Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Life is so much better after having sex.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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