Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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