"it" just moved
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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