Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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