I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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